I’ve won so many trophies, I’m going to become a trophy…wife. TSM.

Only the best get promoted to sweetheart. TSM.

Making sure your letters are visible when a tour group passes you on campus. TSM.

Putting on makeup for snapchats to boys. TSM.

The “let’s pretend we’re laughing” picture. TSM.

“She’s not even pretty.” NS. “She’s not even Greek.” TSM.

I may be small, but everything I do is big. TSM.

If at first you don’t succeed, pay someone to do it for you. TSM.

He thinks I’m a brat, but I’m not worried. He’ll get over it. TSM.

We don’t follow trends, we set them. TSM.