The post breakup “He’s an idiot” from his brothers. TSM.

The “fake laugh” picture. TSM.

Making him forget he has a girlfriend. TSM.

Venti non-fat, pumpkin spice, chai tea latte. TSM.

I’m too pretty to be a feminist. TSM.

Only wearing white after Labor Day for ritual. TSM.

Planning your fall wedding around bid day. TSM.

Feeling flattered when someone says they “know you don’t eat.” TSM.

Memorizing your credit card number before your social security number. TSM.

Your favorite section of Disneyland being New Orleans Square. TSM.