Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.
Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.
Being the lightest person and the heaviest drinker in the room. TSM.
Only buying sunglasses that are big enough to reflect your attitude. TSM.
Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.
Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.
“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.