Champagne taste, Burnett’s budget. TSM.

Never making plans on Mondays, because you assume you’ll have a standards meeting. TSTC.

I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.

“Can you get sent to standards for doing the secret handshake at the bar? Asking for myself.” TSM.

Wish you were beer. TSM.

“Don’t tell anyone” doesn’t apply to my big or little. TSM.

Having a cuter “How we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.