“I get what I want.” TSM.

I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.

No one would ever be so stupid as to ask me to be a sober sister. TSM.

Shattering your phone screen, but not your reputation. TSM.

Graduating from college but never from the group chat. TSM.

Being the new member everyone loved and the senior everyone fears. TSM.

Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.

Getting voted most likely to wake up at a frat house on Sunday morning. TSM.