“7 reasons why college and retirement are the exact same thing”
“10 things I should be doing instead of taking selfies at my desk”
“22 reasons you need to stop sharing listicles”
Statistically speaking, you’re more than twice as likely to receive some lovin from me if you’re a bigger girl than if you’re thin. There’s a gap all women have that I care a lot more about than the “thigh gap,” and it comes in all sizes. They all need loved
we have an openly gay pledge who everyone likes, and a flambouyant pledge who says he’s straight, but acts like a flamer. the gay pledge had his to say about him “I might be gay, but that kid is a straight up f.a.g.g.o.t.”
the relevancy of this is that gays can be good people, but flamboyant people are fucking douchebags.
so that’s why every girl i’ve been with has only been with “7” guys. except one slut, i know i was her 40-somethingth, but she gave a mean blowie and it took no effort so fuck it.
i would cheat on any woman who is insecure enough to use this shit on me, just to validate her insecurity. this can’t be legal, and its certainly not ethical.
my fb feed right now, consecutively:
“7 reasons why college and retirement are the exact same thing”
“10 things I should be doing instead of taking selfies at my desk”
“22 reasons you need to stop sharing listicles”
the culprit(s) – PGP, PGP, and TFM.
huh, a pike mistreating a woman. i’ve never heard of anything like that happening.. Pike should be banned from this planet
knowing who the other kardashians are – TFM?
Statistically speaking, you’re more than twice as likely to receive some lovin from me if you’re a bigger girl than if you’re thin. There’s a gap all women have that I care a lot more about than the “thigh gap,” and it comes in all sizes. They all need loved
^foxy?
we have an openly gay pledge who everyone likes, and a flambouyant pledge who says he’s straight, but acts like a flamer. the gay pledge had his to say about him “I might be gay, but that kid is a straight up f.a.g.g.o.t.”
the relevancy of this is that gays can be good people, but flamboyant people are fucking douchebags.
so that’s why every girl i’ve been with has only been with “7” guys. except one slut, i know i was her 40-somethingth, but she gave a mean blowie and it took no effort so fuck it.
somebody tell me where I can buy some sprite REMIX and i’ll consider it. that shit was goddamn delicious
dude’s got balls… that are locked tightly in his wife’s vice-like grip.
i would cheat on any woman who is insecure enough to use this shit on me, just to validate her insecurity. this can’t be legal, and its certainly not ethical.
away*
…son of a bitch
“wait, like, the bus is on FIRE? like literally on fire? is fire like, one of those things that like, kills you if you don’t walk calmly awaw from it?
i wish literally everyone who gives this a “nice move” forgets how to read and that their bones literally turn into dry spaghetti noodles
so the definition of this word is a complete contradiction to the definition of this word.. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
man FUCK nick cannon.
Eh she’s alright. doesn’t talk back nearly as much these days.
pass
just jam a beer bottle full of bleach in your slophole and do a handstand and count to a shitload. no baby can survive that.
total raptor move
this is tedious.