Sisters never let sisters’ selfies go unliked. TSM.

Always matching your bra and underwear, because you never know what’s going to happen. TSM.

Your philanthropy chair bribing you to go to events with vodka. TSM.

“I think I’m an Instagram addict.” TSM.

“We have to go out tonight. I did my hair.” TSM.

“Oh my God, you look EXACTLY like your big.” TSM.

I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.

Knowing you’re the best, simply because every other sorority targets you during Penny Wars. TSM.

Always drunk. Never drunk in love. TSM.

It’s not what you know, it’s what you throw. TSM.