Going to the gym, only to realize you accidentally grabbed a water bottle filled with vodka. TSTC.

Pretending you’re on an episode of “Say Yes to the Dress” when you go formal dress shopping. TSM.

Your only excuse being “We were at the beach” when your mom asks why you drunkenly called her mid-day. TSM.

I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

Having a secret handshake with your favorite bouncer. TSM.

Stalking your little back to the day she joined Facebook. TSTC.

Knowing it’s getting serious when you’re upgraded from shacker shirt to shacker sweatshirt. TSM.

It’s not hazing if you’re already initiated. TSM.

Going home with a 10, waking up with a 10. TSM.

Always getting hammered and occasionally getting nailed. TSM.