Knowing you’re over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. TSM.

“Can you get sent to standards for doing the secret handshake at the bar? Asking for myself.” TSM.

My big tells me I’m pretty. TSM.

Staying in his dorm the night before move out day as a strategic means to meet his parents. TSM.

Referring to your boyfriend’s big as your big-in-law. TSM.

The devil wears chinos. TSM.

I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.