Knowing which drink is yours by the lipstick stain. TSM.

Getting booty called by the president of the fraternity you’re “banned” at. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

Unintentionally matching outfits with your big. TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Claiming to have gotten strictly genetic traits from your big. TSM.

Saturday night being both the reason you can’t and the reason you must go to church on Sunday. TSM.

Trying to figure out which sorority your favorite TV characters would be in at your school. TSM.

Seeing the world through rose-colored wine. TSM.

I like my lips red, my wine white and my skies blue. TSM.