Seeing the world through rose-colored wine. TSM.

Pregaming a first date. TSM.

I like my lips red, my wine white and my skies blue. TSM.

Having a costume drawer. TSM.

Sisters never let sisters’ selfies go unliked. TSM.

“Can you not?” TSM.

Always matching your bra and underwear, because you never know what’s going to happen. TSM.

Your philanthropy chair bribing you to go to events with vodka. TSM.

“I think I’m an Instagram addict.” TSM.

Feeling better about the breakup when you find out he’s actually poor, not just cheap. TSM.