Making a pledge ask him to formal for you. TSM.

Serial smoocher. TSM.

Always drunk. Never drunk in love. TSM.

Your little having the golden heart emoji next to her name on Snapchat. TSM.

It’s not what you know, it’s what you throw. TSM.

Feeling all eyes turn to you when the advisor tells everyone to “be on your best behavior.” TSM.

Always making it to the pregame. Rarely making it to the event. TSM.

Greek mythology: “There are no rivalries between sororities.” TSTC.

I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.

Falling asleep cuddling a bottle of Jack. TSM.