Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM

Using your one call from jail to call your VP of Communications so you don’t get fined for missing an event. TSTC.

“Lord, grant me the caffeine to handle the things I can, and the wine to handle the things I can’t.” TSM.

“Can you send a pledge to dig out my car?” TSM.

We do not waste alcohol. TSM.

Only dating finance majors. TSM.

“Don’t worry, your littles are way prettier than hers are.” TSM.

“We won’t ever look as good as we do now, so let’s take another shot, drink another round.” TSM.

Being the senior that they both fear and aspire to be. TSM.

Your parents being categorically unable to tell your sisters apart. TSTC.