Referring to the standards chair as “the dictator.” TSM.

I want a guy who can take charge in the boardroom and the bedroom. TSM.

Crying when you think of graduating and not being two minutes from every single on of your best friends. TSM.

So sick of people who aren’t Beyoncé. TSM.

“Oh, you have officially lost the emoji next to your name, sweetheart.” TSM.

They call me “the little sparkly one.” TSM.

I put the “bar” in Barbie. TSM.

I’m basically a bro who likes glitter. TSM.

I’ve learned that being prettier is the best revenge. TSM.

“Maybe I am a total bitch. Did you ever think about that?” -Blair Waldorf. TSM.