Making the bad guys good for longer than a weekend. TSM.

Going as a CEO, not an office ho. TSM.

I’m not like regular standards chairs. I’m a cool standards chair. TSM.

Regretting everything and nothing at the same time. TSM.

That one girl who always disappears at parties. TSM.

Jesus drank wine, so I do too. TSM.

Katy Perry wearing four different outfits in ten minutes during the Super Bowl. TSM.

Not realizing you’ve already hooked up with the cute guy in your class until the professor calls his name while taking attendance. TSM.

I’m a bitch. You’ll get used to it. TSM.

“They’re real.” TSM.