Blocking standards on Snapchat. TSM.

Making a statement by wearing all black to your last chapter meeting. TSM.

Having as much holiday cheer as Buddy the Elf. TSM.

Taking standards to standards. TSM.

Having drunken blackmail photos of everyone you know. TSM. Never being able to use them, because they also have drunken blackmail photos of you. TSTC.

Showing people pictures of your little like she’s your baby. TSM.

I’m going to be on the naughty list this year, but you know what? It was worth it. TSM.

Knowing the grip, entrance code, and location of the composite stash for your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Asking him questions you already know the answer to thanks to stalking. TSM.

Standards never bothered me anyway. TSM.