Have you seen me though? TSM.

Planning for your favorite fraternity’s formal like it’s your own. TSM.

Averaging a hair flip emoji every six texts. TSM.

If you like it, then you should have put a filter on it. TSM.

It doesn’t matter because her Pinterest boards suck anyway. TSM.

It hardly counts as a sorority event if no one cried. TSTC.

Making sure to look your absolute best the day you end it with him, so he’ll always remember exactly what he’s missing. TSM.

“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.

Saturday night personality with a Sunday morning heart. TSM.

Accidentally inserting a hair flip into your public speaking presentation. TSM.