“I admire how you can compliment someone and insult them at the same time.” TSM.
“I admire how you can compliment someone and insult them at the same time.” TSM.
“We have to go out tonight. I did my hair.” TSM.
Life’s problems are like bottles of wine. It’s best if you finish what’s open before starting something new. TSM.
624
Get excited. TSM.
417
“Oh my God, you look EXACTLY like your big.” TSM.
Getting offended when someone says “you don’t seem like the sorority type.” TSM.
816
Planning friend requests in your agenda, because timing is everything. TSM.
Beer bonging wine. TSM.
I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.
736
He’s not that cute, but his fraternity brings him up, like, two points. TSM.
