Doing the Shine Color Run just so you can be covered in glitter. TSM.

I’m actually a daydream dressed like a daydream. TSM.

“I will do whoever it takes to get us to the top”
“You mean whatever?”
“Yeah that too.” TSM.

Being the one that tells him to leave the morning after. TSTC.

Apologizing for being difficult but never meaning it. TSM.

Drinking away the mistakes of 2014, only to make new mistakes the minute 2015 begins. TSM.

Just found bottles of wine hidden around my house. Not sure if this is a grownup Easter egg hunt during Christmas or if past me was a genius. TSM.

Singing very aggressively to Blank Space for someone who has a nonexistent list of ex-lovers. TSM.

Feeling no guilt using your sorority’s Netflix account while you’re home because, like, seven cents of your dues pays for it every month. TSM.

Even the mom of your crew being “the drunk friend” at home. TSM.