Being the senior that everyone’s afraid of. TSM.

Waking your best friend up by doing the secret knock on the wall. TSM.

I drink wine #LikeAGirl, but I shotgun beer #LikeABoy. Equality. TSM.

My favorite Lilly print directly reflects my political views. TSM.

She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten. TSM.

Vodka is my hobby. TSM.

Having blonde and brunette sides of the family. TSM.

Seeing Saturday night’s mistake in Monday morning class. TSM.

A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, therefore being a bitch is natural. Logic. TSM.

Making your boyfriend and his friends like your sorority’s page on every social media platform before recruitment. TSM.