“Did I hook up with him?” TSM.

Hating open parties because it’s the only time you don’t know everyone there. TSM.

When he picks you over football. TSM.

Doing your sorority’s secret knock on the wall to wake your sister up in the next room at the frat house. TSM.

“Don’t take me home until I’m very drunk. Very drunk indeed.” -Holly Golightly. TSM.

Knowing when “Do you need to go to the bathroom?” really means, emergency conference in the bathroom. TSM.

Re-pinning paddle ideas on Pinterest so your little knows what you want. TSM.

Finding glitter in your textbook when you study for finals, because you were obviously crafting when you opened the book for your last exam. TSM.

When it comes to gift giving, it’s the craft that counts. TSM.

Off chapter exec, over to the bars. TSM.