I make them bad boys go good. TSM.

Telling your family to get you Michael’s gift cards for Christmas because you can’t afford all the crafting on your own. TSM.

Getting sent to standards when you are head of standards. TSM.

Bitching about the snow all day long, but then stopping to take a picture in it on the quad because you’re in letters. TSM.

Blocking your standards chair. TSM.

Knowing that alumni weekend means a blackout weekend. TSM.

Finding it ironic that guys ask you to haze their pledges when you would never think of hazing your own. TSM.

On composite day, I look ready for formal from the neck up and ready for the gym from the neck down. TSM.

Kill them with craftiness. TSM.

Taylor Swift referencing “Mean Girls” in her Blank Space video. TSM.