Can I get philanthropy hours for volunteering to be sober sister? TSM.

Your nickname being Stan, short for standards, because you’re always there. TSM.

When in doubt, tutu it out. TSM.

Getting really worried when you’re notified “______ has tagged you in 15 photos.” TSM.

No shame November. TSM.

Knowing his fraternity’s calendar better than he does. TSM.

Turning on location services you can find each other in the morning. TSM.

Caring more about what you’re wearing than where you’re going on Halloween. TSM.

Dueting “Love is an Open Door” with a little girl at the domestic violence shelter. TSM.

Skipping Friday classes to rest up for Friday night. TSM.