Crafting your own Halloween costume so it’s perfect. TSM.

Painting your sorority letters on your pumpkin. TSM.

Genuinely believing Taylor Swift’s new song “Bad Blood” was written about you and your ex-best friend. TSM.

Going to the library to socialize. TSM.

Drunk nights with your big always ending with crying yourselves to sleep about how much you love each other. TSM.

Not needing it to be Wednesday to wear pink. TSM.

Being so obsessed with your sorority family that your actual family gets jealous. TSM.

A grades, D cups. TSM.

Tricking new members into believing you’re the president. TSM.

What is this “sober” thing you speak of? TSM.