Counting mimosas as your daily dose of fruit. TSM.

Standards hearings being a family affair. TSM.

No one knowing why you were called to standards, but everyone knowing EXACTLY why your little was. TSM.

Worrying about the wage gap, not the thigh gap. TSM.

Seeing your g-big on campus and literally attacking her in the middle of the student union. TSM.

Resting up FOR the weekend, not OVER the weekend. TSM.

Your phone auto-correcting “monogamy” to “monograms,” because only one of those things is relevant to your life. TSM.

Planning “TSM breaks” into your studying. TSM.

Hooking up with the t-shirt chair of a fraternity because, well, he’s the t-shirt chair. Duh. TSM.

Successfully tricking the whole new pledge class into believing they didn’t get their number one big. TSM.