“This has been my drunkest dry week yet.” TSM.

No pants are the best pants. TSM.

Having way more influence in your chapter than your advisor does. TSM.

“Oh, I’ve heard about you!” -Every new member upon meeting me. TSM.

It’s not that I CAN’T even. I just don’t want to. TSM.

Having different letters for different seasons. TSM.

“Remind me to stop getting drunk before Exec Board meetings.” TSM.

Trying to remember all the reasons you might have been called to standards giving you flashbacks of trying to remember your sins before confession. TSM.

Taking new members to Starbucks senior year, because you can’t remember their names. TSM.

Not letting a little thing like the facts mess up a good story. TSM.