Your C being as good as everyone else’s A. TFM. Your A’s being as good as everyone else’s C’s. TSM.
Your C being as good as everyone else’s A. TFM. Your A’s being as good as everyone else’s C’s. TSM.
Your former risk manager wishing your current risk manager good luck the night you become a g-big. TSM.
Taking “you’re such a stereotypical sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.
When your classmates pay more attention to you than the professor. TSM.
Keep your friends close and your standards chair closer. TSM.
Having a closet full of costumes for every theme party possible. TSM.
Hating that the freshmen girls are younger than you. TSM.
Being on all of your hookups’ Snapchat best friends list. TSM.
Beer pressure. TSM.