Having class when you’re not in class. TSM.

Making up irrelevant alliterations so you can drink every day of the week. TSM.

Blocking the standards board and president from your Snapchat stories. TSM.

Perfecting the art of hiding your drink while taking photos. TSM.

Having more of his letters than he does. TSM.

Your credit card company flagging charges for school books because they are “unusual.” TSM.

Knowing the way to his heart is through his liver. TSM.

Still getting nervous when you see your old standards chair walking out of the liquor store, even after you’ve graduated. TSM.

Having a your ex-boyfriend’s pledge pick you up from your new boyfriend’s fraternity house. TSM.

Taking bedtime shots to celebrate a completed paper. TSM.