Confusing your stomach flu for a hangover. TSM.

Getting into a cat fight, while you’re dressed up like a cat. TSM.

“I just can’t shake the feeling that the standards chair and the academic chair are plotting against me.” TSTC.

How will you know when you’re ready to have kids? When you don’t panic at the thought of being sober for 9 months. TSTC.

Making sure your bra and panties match your outfit before going out. TSM.

I bleed glitter. TSM.

Pregaming the sober swap. TSM.

Going to class hungover, and still being the best dressed. TSM.

Saying that something is a “back to school item” to justify an unreasonably expensive purchase. TSM.

Becoming a regular at your favorite fraternity, but still getting clapped out every time. TSTC.