Being more excited about your outfit for a function than the actual function. TSM.

I was like, Standards, why are you so obsessed with me? TSM.

“So, what’s the glitter budget?” TSM.

Referring to your hookups by their fraternities instead of their names. TSM.

Everyone in the house still being too drunk to drive to class in the morning. TSTC.

Counting down the days until it’s boot season. TSM.

My in-state license may say I’m turning 20, but I’m turning 23 in New Jersey and 24 in Pennsylvania. TSM.

Treating every week like syllabus week. TSTC.

Bragging about your new pledges to anyone who will listen. TSM.

Feeling most powerful in your letters. TSM.