Having the littlest big. TSM.

She was mean to my little. We hate her. TSM.

Don’t whine about it. Wine about it. TSM.

Being better at flirting with girls during recruitment than with guys on an actual date. TSM.

Buying rhinestones by the pound. TSM.

Hold on. Let me put pants on. TSM.

Sorority girls waiting for Bid Day is like a kid waiting for Christmas. TSM.

Never having to wait in line at the bar. TSM.

Telling a guy your own age he’s too young for you. TSM.