Making your little run for standards so you won’t have to go to standards your senior year. TSM.

The next two weeks’ wardrobe consists strictly of letters. TSM.

“We got the best girls.” TSM.

“Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clapping. I got a real good feeling something bad’s about to happen.” -Miranda Lambert. TSM.

Beaus, bows, and booze. TSM.

Determining how successful your night was by how many new numbers you have in your phone the next morning. TSM.

Planning what time you take your birth control around your drinking schedule. TSM.

Having a nickname for your group of friends. TSM.

If it’s not monogrammed, it’s not mine. TSM.

Having loud inappropriate conversations with your sisters over froyo. TSM.