Being the star of the recruitment video. TSM.

Trying not to hold grudges against PNMs who don’t pronounce Greek letters correctly. TSM.

You’re not loud enough until the fraternity next door learns our songs. TSM.

Reviewing your own Snapchat story for any clues as to what you did last night. TSM.

Deciding who gets to pref a girl with a game of rock, paper, scissors. TSM.

Laura Bush just writing a check to ALS because she didn’t want to mess up her hair. TSM.

You and your best friend passing your room down to your littles. TSM.

You don’t have to believe in fairytale endings, but that doesn’t mean Prince Charming can stab the princess in the back. TSM.