“Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.” -Former First Lady of the Philippines Imelda Marcos. TSM.

Being your grandbig’s moral compass since you haven’t been completely corrupted yet. TSM.

Not giving up your relationship with the bar for a relationship with a boy. TSM.

Your monogram being part of the letterhead on your resume. TSM.

Calling dibbs on the picture you want to Instagram. TSM.

Volunteering to drink everyone’s “extra” wine during wine tasting, because you’re so generous. TSM.

Don’t lose hope. There’s always another fraternity. TSM.

Sober event? K, count me out. TSM.

Having a strict “I don’t take off my shoes” policy. TSM.