Life is better with a straw and a little bit of glitter. TSM.
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Life is better with a straw and a little bit of glitter. TSM.
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Life is better with a straw and a little bit of glitter. TSM.
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The best birthday card isn’t a Hallmark. It’s a fake. TSM.
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“A meal without wine is called breakfast.” TSM.
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Vocally apologizing to your liver before entering a party. TSM.
I just want world peace and a bigger booty. TSM.
This dress will buy itself back in free drinks, right? TSM.
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Getting a fraternity to help you move in. TSM.
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Your family initiation after sorority initiation being the REAL one. TSM.
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Taking shots every time you see your ex, at his fraternity’s social. TSM.
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