Love is patient. Love is blind. If you can’t find love, there’s always wine. TSM.

Being able to do anything a guy can but in high heels. TSM.

“No, that doesn’t make sense. I can’t be dehydrated. I haven’t stopped drinking wine since Sunday.” TSM.

Being the perfect balance of saint and sinner. TSM.

Always finding a way to incorporate your letters into a craft project. TSM.

He wears the pants, but I control the zipper. TSM.

A sister returning the clothes you lent her two years ago. TSM.

Having more motivation to lose weight for recruitment than you ever did for spring break. TSM.