No bra, no problem. TSTC.

We shotgunned a beer together on our first date. Pretty sure that makes him the one. TSM.

I like wine more than I like most people. TSM.

If you don’t have photos that could be used for blackmail, you’re not really friends. TSM.

They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but an AMEX and a margarita are a close second. TSM.

Just give me a glass of wine and a Pinterest board and call me the wedding planner. TSM.

“If you hate her, so do we.” TSM.

Not knowing what to buy people when they’re too old for more letters. TSM.

The profile picture drinking game: drink every time you’re drunk in a photo. TSM.

Having FOMO even when you were there, because you blacked out. TSM.