Knowing he secretly likes it when you share your girly drinks with him. TSM.

What is sober? TSM.

Actually looking like your big. TSM.

Literally shitting glitter after weeks of breathing in recruitment crafts. TSTC.

Wine is BAE. TSM.

Figured out a way to get sent to standards as an alumna. TSTC.

What clothes did I even wear before I joined a sorority? TSM.

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear about my sorority. I’m going to tell you anyway. TSM.