Counting down to your 21st birthday the minute you turn 20. TSM.

Sisterhood is forever. So is mod podge. TSM.

I’ve begun using shot glasses as my contact containers if you want to make conducting the Hot Mess Express a competition. TSTC.

Preparing for a standards meeting about things you haven’t even done yet. TSM.

Strategically leaving evidence of your having been there all over his room. TSM.

Not being excited about your birthday because 20 is a stupid age. TSM.

Waiting until the night before to study for an exam, but starting on a formal cooler two months in advance. TSM.

Making your boyfriend carry your little’s baskets for you because they’re too big. TSM.

Mentally calling your little your little before she’s your little. TSTC.

Hobby Lobbae. TSM.