I’ve been dancing on elevated surfaces since my first recital. 18 years later, I still love it. TSM.

Picking out family letters, but ruling out navy shirts because you can’t wear them with leggings. TSM.

More excited about the theme than the party. TSM.

Not letting the weather get in the way of your outfit. TSM.

College is the biggest tease. It’s like, “Go make your best friends!” Then four years later, “Now everybody move away from each other!” TSM.

Making Jello-O shots with a Keurig in your dorm. TSM.

Only Standards can judge me. TSM.

The “k bye” text so he knows he’s in trouble. TSM.

The inclusion of a Starbucks gift card in his apology gesture. TSM.

“Every time we relate to a TSM, drink your moscato.” -how to finish a bottle of wine in five minutes. TSTC.