“I’d rather drink my calories.” TSM.

Finding a way to squeeze a “Mean Girls” quote into any conversation. TSM.

Please Excuse My Drunk Ass Selfies. TSM.

Alumnae telling you they were the alcoholic chapter back then, too. TSM.

Why be their sweetheart when you can be their queen? TSM.

“Bed Bath and Beyond over it.” TSM.

“He’s my boyfriend. He just doesn’t know it yet.” TSM.

“So, where did you end up last night?” TSM.

Let me boss your pledges around so I know it’s real. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling formal dress. TSM.