Sorority girls taking over campus coffee shops from now until March. TSM.

Having access to a fraternity’s top secret Facebook group. TSM.

Not having a meal plan because you have a boyfriend. TSM.

Trying to figure out what you and your little were called to standards for, then realizing only one of you was caught for each indiscretion. TSM.

Owning the cutest ugly sweater for Christmas. TSM.

Having a cuter “how we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

Leaving a party just early enough to order pizza. TSM.

Planning your outfit for holiday formal a month in advance. TSM.

Your boyfriend assigning you a weather pledge, a wine pledge, and a compliment pledge every semester. TSM.

Is Fireball a carb? TSM.