Making out with the DJ so he’ll play your favorite song. TSM.

Dressing up like Cinderella, only to lose your shoe. TSM.

Refusing to mess up your manicure for reasons other than crafting. TSM.

In the group chat we trust. TSM.

“Can you take a picture of us?” TSM.

Holding a seminar on what to say during a standards meeting. TSM.

UPDATE: Using a TSM column as a source in your final paper and getting an A. TSM.

We age like wine…probably because it takes up, like, 50% of our body mass. TSM.

Being crowned the sweetheart of the same fraternity as your big. It kind of runs in the family. TSM.

Convincing your dad you need new boat shoes to go with your new boat. TSM.