Having a “recruitment voice.” TSM.

Going four years without a standards meeting, but only because you’re good at not getting caught. TSM.

“I am saying this as your sister, not as risk management chair.” TSM.

It’s all fun ands until you get your email from Standards. TSM.

Beelining toward the center of the dance floor when “Timber” comes on. TSM.

Being a woman is all about sucking it up, sucking it in, and sucking it down. TSM.

Outsourcing your sorority crafting to your little. TSM.

Wearing an American flag shirt to a Cinco de Mayo party. TSM.

Feeling like you’re basically 21 because your roommate is 21. TSM.

Even when I’m wrong, I’m right. TSM.