No letters, no number. TSM.

Finals are really cutting into my drinking schedule. TSM.

People having high expectations of your ability to party because of your sorority. TSM.

The last-minute attempt to iron your shirt out with a hair straightener. TSM.

Knowing you have the power to make her life miserable, but letting the fact that your life is so much better than hers do the job for you. TSM.

Being the reason he wins “Hookup of the Week” at chapter. TSM.

Mixing alcohol with more alcohol. TSM.

Spending all day waiting for a standards email the day after formal. TSM.

Never eating carbs, but drinking them regularly. TSM.

The boyfriend showing up with a bottle of fireball, a skinny latte, and an apology. TSM.