Your teacher telling you that his favorite day of the semester was your 21st birthday, when you came in and shotgunned a beer. TSM.

“Well she was a waste of a bid.” TSM.

Having a 100% retention rate in recruitment and in love. TSM.

Apple classifying the TSM app as “Lifestyle,” because it truly is a lifestyle. TSM.

Going to a different fraternity when you can’t decide who to make out with at your mixer. TSTC.

Unfriending people on Facebook for their birthday. TSTC.

Your little brother joining your boyfriend’s fraternity. TSM.

Unexpectedly meeting your sister halfway through a walk of shame. TSM.

Handing down your title as “Blackout Queen” at Senior Wills. TSM.

Blaming drunken love confessions on autocorrect. TSM.