Remember that time when I opened a bottle of wine with a knife? That’s when I knew I could survive in the wild. TSM.

The name on your fake being your nickname. TSM.

Swiping left if they don’t look like they can handle your big. TSM.

Bringing alcohol to the library to get through mandatory study hours. TSM.

Having a “Who wore it best?” competition in your head every time you see a girl wearing a shack shirt you have. TSM.

Forgetting you aren’t actually 21. TSM.

Freaking out when the TSM app is updated. TSM.

Telling people your drink is made with “love” when they ask what’s in it. TSM.

Making out with the DJ so he’ll play your song. TSM.

Going into full cyber-stalking mode while roll is called. TSM.