Stalking the shit out of your online purchases until they arrive at your door. TSM.

Scholar by day, crafter by night. TSM.

Standards meetings are no longer a threat, but an expectation. TSTC.

“Let It Go” being the only song you are capable of singing when you’re belligerently drunk. TSM.

Drinking the awkward away. TSM.

Does being a sober sister count for community service hours? TSM.

“We have more drunk photos than sober ones.” TSM.

Wearing his intramural jersey like a shacking trophy. TSM.

Synchronized periods. TSM.

What happens in the group message stays in the group message. TSM.