Never trust a guy who doesn’t like beer. TSM.

Relating personally to every line in #Selfie. TSM.

Wine Wednesday consisting of 20% wine and 80% vodka. TSM.

Ending the week strong by skipping your Friday classes. TSM.

Buying strange articles of clothing because “it’ll probably be good for a mixer some day.” TSM.

Swiping left on Tinder because he’s wearing cargo shorts. TSM.

“Can you help me pick a filter? I want to look tan.” TSM.

Driving a sister to a standards meeting, so she can pregame. TSM.

He was so last planner. TSM.