Being called to an executive hearing while you’re on the executive council. TSTC.

The traffic court judge mentioning that you’re extremely likable during your trial. TSM.

I just want to drink wine and…drink wine. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling body con. TSM.

My whiskey is older than your boyfriend. TSM.

Slept over so I’d be his valentine by default. Sucker. TSM.

Not being able to function at a date function. TSM.

Leaving with his Patagonia. TSM.

I’m celebrating Valenwine’s Day. TSM.